TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF

My faith in humanity is totally restored. After recently thinking that I had the walk-out of the century, I found out that I was dead wrong. At first, I was angry at myself for jumping to conclusions, but, looking back, who wouldn't have? It turns out, my table of professionals were actually just amateur parkers.

I came into work the "morning after" my 200$ unpaid tab, and asked my general manager if the owner was angry about losing money from that table.
"Oh, by the way. They didn't walk out," he said.
"What do you mean?"
"I forgot to call and tell you, those kids that skipped on the bill, called this morning. Apperantly, their car was getting towed, and they all ran out the door after it. They gave me their credit card number, paid the entire bill, and left you a 40$ tip."

For the first time in a while, I was totally speechless.